The Pelosi, Murtha, Reed (MPR) Fighting Vehicle

The Congressional Leadership initiated their new military strategy for ending the war in Iraq today with the roll-out their first new weapon. It was named the MPR Fighting Vehicle in honor of Democrats Pelosi, Murtha and Reed leading the way for reducing military funding of the troops in Iraq. Al Gore championed the effort as a victory for the environment in anticipation of reduction in global warming and in dependency on foreign oil. Alleged sources quoted Mr. Gore as stating This is the most important technological advancement since I invented the Internet.

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