Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
ARRA Editoral Comment: LOL - Free Republic — As if gaining with female and Catholic voters wasn't enough, Democratic President-to-be Barack Obama now leads John McCain with 75% of registered dead voters. McCain draws the support of just 15% of corpses, with the remaining 10% are undecided. When numbers are adjusted to from registered to likely dead voters, Obama loses just 2% of the vote."This is proof that Obama appeals to people of all ages," said an anonymous Obama spokesperson. When asked why he supports Obama, dead actor Humphrey Bogart said, "Mr. Obama is such an eloquent speaker. He could be an actor." Deceased James Dean added, "Like me, Obama is a rebel without a cause." "Sheesh, even with dead Hollywood stars, there is a liberal bias!" complained a McCain/Palin supporter.
Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance. Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.
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Posted by Bill Smith at 7:14 PM - Post Link
3 Comments:
This is hysterical. The sad part is that satire is often based in truth. Good job.
Perfect and hilarious!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
And waaaay too close to what the Dems are doing...
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