My New "Special" Cell Phone
by the Ozark Guru: When readers asked me if I get threats. I say yes, occasionally. When asked if I was afraid, I answer "No, I have a the latest Nokia 'special' cell phone."
A friend asked my wife if I ever feared speaking out. She replied, "Lord no, he has the latest Nokia 'special' cell phone. "
My sons called and expressed concern about the economy and potential future threats against them and their family. To each I replied, "be prepared, get the latest Nokia 'special' cell phone. I purchased one for myself in black and another one in pink for your mother."
I could go about all the many inquiries and/or expressions of concern about current events, but as I tell everyone, no matter where I am, if trouble starts, the lights go out, or the cell towers go down, I am prepared with my new Nokia "special" cell phone. As you prepare for the events you fear in your life, join my friends, family and myself by getting your own Nokia "special" cell phone (it is Twitter ready); I'm sure you will be glad you did.
No promotional funds were accepted
and no Nokia cell phones were killed in the making this advertisement.
Certain restrictions apply in countries run by dictators and socialists.
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A friend asked my wife if I ever feared speaking out. She replied, "Lord no, he has the latest Nokia 'special' cell phone. "
My sons called and expressed concern about the economy and potential future threats against them and their family. To each I replied, "be prepared, get the latest Nokia 'special' cell phone. I purchased one for myself in black and another one in pink for your mother."
I could go about all the many inquiries and/or expressions of concern about current events, but as I tell everyone, no matter where I am, if trouble starts, the lights go out, or the cell towers go down, I am prepared with my new Nokia "special" cell phone. As you prepare for the events you fear in your life, join my friends, family and myself by getting your own Nokia "special" cell phone (it is Twitter ready); I'm sure you will be glad you did.
and no Nokia cell phones were killed in the making this advertisement.
Certain restrictions apply in countries run by dictators and socialists.
Tags: Cell phones, humor, Nokia, political satire, twitter To share or post to your site, click on "Post Link". Please mention / link to the ARRA News Service. Thanks!
Posted by Bill Smith at 8:21 PM - Post Link
2 Comments:
I have to get me one of THOSE ;)
Didn't know Nokia and Glock merged ;)
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
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