Yellow Stickies From The Refrigerator Door of My Mind

Pem Schaeffer

by Pem Schaeffer: Author's Social Disclosure: I suffer from systemic Pem-ness, which derives from the congenital Schaeffer-ness with which I was born. I also exhibit cis-guyness, which often presents as engineer-ness. Lastly, I aspire always to wit-ness, or the embodiment of wit.

Sometimes random thoughts come at you like a thief in the night, or reflected light from a Disco Ball. Herewith those that have found their way into my “view-scape” recently, relating to “Slurs” Biden and “Chuckles” Harris.

● Shame shame on “Dr. Jill” Biden for allowing her husband to embarrass himself in public; for allowing her entire family to embarrass themselves privately and publicly; for ensuring that the Biden Legacy truly recorded is a joke; and for supporting him in turning our country over to the Democrite* Bolsheviks. Is she this desirous of shared power, or is she as clueless as Joe, and just as oblivious to his embarrassing presence and circumstances?

● You know what cellophane is, right? Very transparent, just like Slurs (Biden) and Chuckles (Harris) promised their administration would be. Maybe you know of the song “Mr. Cellophane” from the musical Chicago. It has the line “walk right by me, look right thorough me, nobody knows I'm there.” Seems appropriate here. Neither visits the border operation, because they can't afford to be seen in a photo with that mess, and telling media they can't follow along would be a dead giveaway. They've got themselves between a rock and a hard place for sure. Even the Head of DHS wouldn't allow media to follow him on his visit, and he's not even elected. What does that tell you about the border “challenge?”

● Rumors are that Joe Biden thinks The Peloton is the HQ of the Defense Department, where that guy that heads up the thing works.

● Biden has a card pinned inside his suit jacket that says “Have you seen them? How many were there? Which way did they go? How long ago? I MUST KNOW! I am their President!!” His handlers tell him to get it out whenever he feels confused or lost, but sometimes he can't find it.

● At what point should the White House Physician come out and describe the health of the President? But then, maybe he hasn't “had a chance” to examine POTUS yet.

● It's time that Biden take the The Montreal Cognitive Assessment that Trump aced. We should all care more about how Biden does on this test than about Trump's tax returns.

● Is it true Biden thinks Jim Crow is a Whiskey distilled in the woods of rural Delaware? And that Jim Crow 2.0 is their new release “Small Batch” version?

● Better for him Jim Crow 2.0 would be a small batch, artisan crafted version of Serutan, a revival “legacy” brand, now refined in a re-purposed DuPont Laboratory in Delaware. Remember, Nedib spelled backwards is “Biden.” Sgulp spelled backwards is Plugs.

● The Animatronics Abe Lincoln at Disneyland 40 years ago was more convincing than “live” Joe Biden at his first anniversary Covid pandemic speech. The real Joe was the one at the Hardware store, where he didn't know which way to turn. Do we really think Joe could deliver a “live” 30 minute speech?

● Biden is the equivalent of a Hood Ornament that believes it drives the car.

● VP Harris, on St Patrick's day, March 17th, referred to “standing with our Asian Brothers and Sisters” following the shootings in the Atlanta area. Isn't this gender stereotyping? How dare she assume the “lived gender” of those affected without seeing their Preferred Pronoun ID Cards? And what about her racial profiling? Where does she get off making such assumptions without specific ID information?

● I remember a movie named Brokeback Mountain, though I didn't see it. Biden and his puppet masters are producing a sequel: “Brokenback Country.” It documents the Chinese gift of a pandemic, embellished with propaganda, wokeism, spendoramas, re-engineered genders, court packing, firearm confiscation, collectivism, and other wildly effective forms of tyranny against the individual, the Constitution, and our founding principles. All with help from the Department of Big Tech, the newest cabinet level powerhouse, led by 5 Co-Secretaries. Might as well pack the Cabinet too. Hey, why not a Co-President and a Co-Vice President? (Oops, I just forgot we have several of each.)

● Have you noticed that when Joe Biden makes an appearance on camera for some sort of “formal statement,” he is invariably looking to his left? Shouldn't a “moderate” be looking neither left nor right, but in our eyes? I wonder what size monitor they have located just outside the camera view, and whether the coaching they give him in posture, gestures, eyes and mouth articulation and such are cued to him on screen, or by a live body language coach standing next to the large screen display.

● Did you know that $1 Billion is about $3 for every citizen of the United States. Which means that $1 Trillion is about $3,000 for every man, woman, and child (or “Q”) who is a citizen of this land. So when Congress passes and Biden signs a $2 Trillion bill, you should be looking to get $6,000 benefit per person in your household. Looks like you should already be approaching $12,000 per person in his less than 100 days. Let the good times roll!

Well, that clears the refrigerator door, as it were, for now. I have no doubt it will fill back up “right quick,” as they say somewhere or other.

* “Democrite” is a combining form of Dem-ocrat and hyp-ocrite.
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Pem Schaeffer is a retired engineer who progressed to a position in business development leadership in defense electronics. He lives and writes in Brunswick, Maine, and blogs at The Other Side of Town.

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